My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I'm at about main and main street
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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