i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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