honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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