she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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