guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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