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Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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