Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
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