So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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