Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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