i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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