Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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