There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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