just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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