oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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