What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
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