You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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