he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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