Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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