you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Randomize
