I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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