Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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