were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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