the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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