Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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