i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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