i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
