So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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