No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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