Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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