Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
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