I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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