Whod you bang
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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