We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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