He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Randomize
