i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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