it's not cheating when I paid for it
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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