its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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