as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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