What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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