That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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