fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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