I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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