Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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