Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Randomize
