i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
These tits shall not be calmed
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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