I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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