i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
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