did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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