And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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