oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
So much Jack, so little girl.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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