some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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