Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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