I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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