Where is the hickey?
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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