You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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