I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
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