Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
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